Overthought

A Minecraft novelization by Alan L

It was a sunny day in gulvania, the capital of the country schyberg. Minecrafter Creeperface 255 and his brother U.P were at fox lit a restaurant in gulvania. The city was all peaceful (the mobs decided to be good) and nothing could go wrong absolutely nothing. Then out of nowhere, a large meteor came crashing into the national science center which was horrible. It contained the $ 100,000,000,000,000,000 fossil of the living iron! So who could have done it? Then, two bright eyes came out of the meteor then, teleportation particles appeared and he was gone! O.K. that was definitely Herobrine. Herobrine was a minecraft Shadow-crafter. Brine at the end of their name means working for the dark. Brin at the end of their name means working for the light. So a group of minecrafters were going to find them. They were called the justice finders. And I, minecrafter creeperface 255, was the leader of the group. So I went to investigate. Then out of nowhere one of my group members disappeared! So me and the REST of my team went to the village sandill which is 25% haunted. The old mill just makes us shiver, like a string. Then, we found the village’s master, tom. Tom was nice man but he was old too. He was mining for is materiel shop. We decided to talk to him.”Not such a nice day, eh tom”? He nodded and said “faida yangu si nzuri”. We know that tom is African and just came from that country that speaks Swahili and we translated it to English. He said “My profit isn’t good.” So we said” hawakuwa Na wasiwasi kuhusu Hilo, lakini sisi Ni kuangalia Kwa Herobrine. Umeona yake?”*So he nodded his head and said”Ok.*We’re not worried about that, but we are looking